I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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