There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
