I accidentally burped into my bong.
where am i from again
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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