so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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