Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
did you just send me my own nude
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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