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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol

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• (813): View more from Florida

  yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong

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• (716): View more from New York

  i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do

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• (805): View more from California

  I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras

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  hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.

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  Who knew?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.

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