White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
there is puke in my bra ... again
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