just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Vodka?
Forever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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