Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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