S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You ruined the universe
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
