all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The struggles of a small town man whore
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
