What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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