girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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