I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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