Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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