margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Two words: blizzard sex
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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