It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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