NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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