how do flat chested girls get laid?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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