That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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