and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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