My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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