she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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