WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
