You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
