you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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