She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
God, I missed his penis.
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