ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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