What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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