my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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