Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Found your dick twin last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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