He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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