can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
