lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
3pm strippers are depressing
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
