so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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