you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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