A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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