No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
