your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
