I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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