worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think your dad took our porno
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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