That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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