we have pet lesbian snakes
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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