The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
