We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
