3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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