evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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