Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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