BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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