That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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